How to Eat a Peperoncini Pepper:

November 09, 2012

1. Be a crazy two-year-old who probably thinks it's a pickle even after you mom warns you it's a spicy pepper, NOT a pickle.

2. Cough uncontrollably after your first bite, but inexplicably, still go back for more.

3. Drink a LOT of milk. "Milk make my mouth not spicy."

4. Look like you're hating every bite, but just keep going.

5. Finally come to your senses when you run out of milk and water and there is less than 1/4 of the pepper left.

6. Demand another cup of milk when you realize that to stop eating, does NOT mean that your mouth stops burning!